Nothing Says “Happy Birthday” Like a STALKER CLOWN!

An ‘evil’ clown who stalks and threatens kids is being hired by parents as a birthday treat.

Dominic Deville stalks young victims for a week, sending chilling texts, making prank phone calls and setting traps in letterboxes.

He posts notes warning children they are being watched, telling them they will be attacked.

But Deville is not an escaped lunatic or some demonic monster.

He is a birthday treat, hired by mum and dad, and the ‘attack’ involves being splatted in the face with a cake.

‘The child feels more and more that it is being pursued,’ said Deville.

‘The clown’s one and only aim is to smash a cake into the face of his victim, when they least expect it, during the course of seven days.’

If the boy or girl manages to avoid the ‘hit’, they are given the cake as a birthday present. Well, that’s alright then.

The frightening fun can be stopped at any time, which is handy for parents who have second thoughts and don’t fancy the cost of child therapy.

Deville said: ‘The clown will never break into a residence or show up at work. ‘It’s all in fun and if, at any point, the kids get scared or their parents are concerned, we stop right there.

‘But most kids absolutely love being scared senseless.’

Deville set up his Evil Clown service in Lucerne, Switzerland, after being inspired by some of his favourite horror films – possibly including Stephen King’s It and Killer Klowns From Outer Space.

The idea is unlikely to be popular with sufferers of coulrophobia – the irrational (irrational?) fear of clowns.

But Stephen Vaughan of Clowns International, said scary clowns could be as funny as their red-nosed counterparts. ‘I think what Dominic is doing is a great idea,’ he added.

‘Bringing a little bit of life and laughter into kids’ lives is what we are all about.’


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20 Comments on “Nothing Says “Happy Birthday” Like a STALKER CLOWN!”

  1. May 7, 2012 at 8:18 pm #

    Does anyone else think this is super creepy?! Or is it just me. . .

    • May 8, 2012 at 9:20 am #

      It’s creepy. Stalking and sending threatening messages? Craziness!

    • Beatrice
      May 12, 2012 at 3:24 am #

      Nope, I do too. The picture is scary too..

  2. Anna
    May 7, 2012 at 8:38 pm #

    :| fuck this world

  3. Dan
    May 7, 2012 at 9:23 pm #

    Well, that’s just fucked up…

  4. May 8, 2012 at 4:38 am #

    Can someone fill me in about what’s irrational about having a fear of a man dressing up in bright colours who works entertaining children? It’s super fucking creepy, even at a base level. I’m not even scared of clowns. It’s a shit “job” if you could call it that and people who do it should take a damn fucking hint from all the people scared of them. fuck.

  5. May 8, 2012 at 9:19 am #

    If they tried that in the United States, they would be shot or arrested!

  6. bong
    May 8, 2012 at 1:02 pm #

    how much does it cost

  7. Jake Garcia
    May 8, 2012 at 6:11 pm #

    No fucking way will this bring life into a child life, maybe death but that’s it

  8. May 8, 2012 at 9:16 pm #

    I could probably enjoy stalking people because I’m warped. But being stalked isn’t so cool.

  9. nerdyathlete15
    May 9, 2012 at 12:02 am #

    I hate clowns

  10. May 9, 2012 at 1:49 am #

    Honestly, I can’t imagine kids enjoying this.

  11. Chuck
    May 9, 2012 at 5:32 pm #

    The Swiss are a strange bunch.

  12. May 11, 2012 at 9:31 pm #

    I just want to say that even though this artical bought a slight smile to my face (something I think to do with my black sense of humour) it also sent chills down my spine…..Clowns (or Klowns if you’ve seen a certain film) terrify me and I am SO glad that this wasn’t an option for my folks when I was a kid!!!

  13. Beatrice
    May 12, 2012 at 3:22 am #

    What the hell..!

  14. May 28, 2012 at 10:18 pm #

    Post is quite good

  15. May 28, 2012 at 10:19 pm #

    Ha ha ha

  16. May 28, 2012 at 10:20 pm #

    How to get such a idea. Can anybody explain

  17. billy-bob
    June 29, 2012 at 4:47 pm #

    i would love this to have happened to me !!! even though im terrified of clowns i think it would be a good laugh :D

  18. Carlos
    September 28, 2012 at 1:01 pm #

    Is this just in the USA or…?

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