This is some crazy shit folks.
I’ve gotten away with like, stealing some candy from a store once. That I went back and paid for because my conscience wouldn’t let me rest until I did.
I don’t know how these people live.
1. NOT COOL!
2. Oh how I wish this person would be found out…
3. Wow. That must have been some excuse!
4. That’s a lot of work to essentially be super lazy.
5. Jeezus, what job is that?!
6. 128 million reasons to lie…
7. What would mom think?!
8. Hmmm, something seems fishy here…
9. How do schools not check this stuff?!
10. Well, if you’re going to do it, do it right!
Told you those were nuts!