If you’re like me, you could have been a millionaire if you spent as much time learning about finance as you did playing “The Sims” growing up.
I guess we’re all not millionaires then, yeah? Anybody?
But we did learn some completely useless things about life, so here they are…
Your life isn’t complete until Drew Carey crashes your party…
House look like hot garbage? Who cares… as long as that bed is hot AF!
You’re so lazy that you’ll just pee on the floor.
How many personality traits do you really need? Five. Just five.
Newspapers just take up WAY too much space…
Nobody knows what to do when fire breaks out.
Friendship is hard.
Life has no maybes. It’s now or never.
Remember that kid you had who started getting bad grades and then they were shipped off to a military school, never to be seen again? Yeah, me neither…
Clowns can just randomly move in to your house and there’s not a damn thing you can do about it.
Okay, now go study some finance and get rich. Enough Sims already!