There’s this weird thing that can happen when you’ve heard a word or a phrase many times but you’ve never actually seen it written, then you yourself go to write it for the first time.
Sometimes it just results in what looks like a typo, but other times, it’s the funniest thing in the world. It’s most understandable when you’re dealing with, say, a foreign phrase (English speakers trying to phonetically stab at “bon appetit” has become an entire meme on its own, for example.) But sometimes, when the word of phrase if from your native language, and you STILL manage to get it so incredibly wrong, the best you can expect is some hard stares from the folks around you.
10. Stone cold
I’m a little bit nervous about what’s gonna happen after this calm.
9. Glob ladders
Climbing your way toward better health!
8. Which came first?
Ya’ll are both wrong and you need to sit down.
7. Sensitive subjects
Wow, you’re really hitting him where it hurts.
6. Spell it out
Nevermind, I’ve lost my appetite.
Weirdest bar mitzvah ever.
4. The big laugh
Is this a funnier sequel to The Big Short?
3. Watch out!
There’s no hiding from dat acid.
2. Hoot hoot
When words fail, sounds will always be there for us.
1. Root for the home team!
And now you’re gonna find yourself at some wild conventions.
Hope you found those as delicious as we did. Bone apple tea!
What’s a time you couldn’t figure out words?
Tell us in the comments.