Holy Mother of God, I love pizza so much! It’s pretty much the greatest thing EVER.
1. I felt a great disturbance in the oven…
2. Pizza is the role model everyone should strive to be more like.
3. Make. It. Happen.
4. It’s a cons-pizza-cy.
5. We know that feeling all too well.
6. It’s the pinnacle of fun.
7. Remember to stay humble.
8. It’s an important decision.
9. Is it a mood if I feel that way all the time?
10. I’d complain way more about not getting to eat pizza.
11. Can’t have one without the other.
12. Celebs are people, too.