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12 Insane Things People Did During a Random Hook-Up

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Not all one night stands are bad, as is evidenced by the first story here.

Still, that’s not how you want to lead your life, right?

An endless string of strangers that you’re just plowing through night after night…

…writhing bodies entangled in unholy passion all hours of the night…

…exhausting yourself completely and passing out into a haze of sex and regret…

…only to awake and start again the next day…

OKAY! I’m fine! How about you?

1. I’m sure you could have given him a wrong number…

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2. “Thank you for the sex, sir! It was enjoyable!”

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3. Were they nice?

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4. Alright, that does suck…

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5. Well, that’s what you’re there for. #notsorry

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6. GTFO NOW!!!!

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7. Why? Because YOU made it awkward?

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8. Not too bad, if I do say so myself…

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9. Bus. Uber. Same difference.

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10. Yes, he did something wrong. He picked you.

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11. What is with this sneaking out? Just say goodbye and be an adult!

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12. Serves. You. Right.

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Wait, what just happened?

Did you sneak out on me?!

Oh you!