The advent of social media has proven what women have always known to be true – they’re f*cking hilarious.
The 12 ladies below are just the funniest of the funny. This week, anyway.
12. Props to everyone who listened and accepted.
me first hearing about the live action mulan missing key characters and songs from the original film vs me learning the reason being due to respect to chinese culture and history pic.twitter.com/gAljqi1ou1
— wilhelmina slater (@forasiah) July 8, 2019
11. Girl same.
I’m not buying another purse until it has the following inside:
• Cup holder
• Bagel holder
• Built-in vacuum for bagel crumbs
• Tiny lamp
• Built-in Alexa that just says “hot” or “cold” depending on how close my hand is to the thing I need
• Regenerating bagels
— Sam Reece (@SamanthaaaReece) July 11, 2019
10. A cult leader from the 70s, yes.
does jared leto dress like a cult leader full-time now pic.twitter.com/0T2ZooNP6H
— jourdain searles (@jourdayen) July 10, 2019
Idea: Takis for Whimps
Pitch: What if White People could eat Takis
— Taylor Kay Phillips (@TayKayPhillips) July 8, 2019
8. This is the truest.
making actual friends with adult men is hard i wish there was a card i could send that said “listen i have no interest in sex with you , but let’s go to the movies!!!”
— beth mccoll (@imteddybless) July 9, 2019
7. I mean one of them has Channing Tatum. Just saying.
i can’t decide what the best soccer movie is: bend it like beckham, she’s the man, or ashlyn harris’s instagram stories
— Jill Gutowitz (@jillboard) July 9, 2019
my tech, my slack
click my essay, check my facts
is this anything
— Rosemary Donahue (@rosadona) July 11, 2019
5. Answer: it can’t.
How can Euphoria be a show about sexy teens without there being a murder for them to solve?
— Orli Matlow (@HireMeImFunny) July 10, 2019
4. You do you bro.
I love hot girl summer https://t.co/5gCDVVe7fy
— Ayo Edebiri (@ayoedebiri) July 9, 2019
3. Good luck pretending not to hear THAT.
My Uber profile says I’m deaf so when I get into Uber’s I usually just sign hello to them and don’t speak anymore but this Uber driver just called someone and said “this deaf bitch just got in so I can talk for a minute” lmfaooooo
— Nicole (@nicoleslaaww) July 10, 2019
2. Real life.
Stranger Things Season 4 is just going to be the kids filling out their FAFSA
— Bron.com (@brondotcomputer) July 11, 2019
1. It’s funny but also I want this.
she was a punk he did ballet pic.twitter.com/7t09D7UIb8
— Aida (@rxbbersoul) July 7, 2019