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12+ Reddit Users Imagine the Worst ‘Sexy’ Costumes You Could Wear This Halloween

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Every year, it happens like clockwork.

People all dressed up in their “sexy” Halloween costumes. Might be a nurse, a doctor, or even a sexy cowgirl. Heck, sometimes they even get more creative and bizarre. I’ve seen a sexy salt and pepper shaker…which is not something I ever thought I’d type.

In this AskReddit thread, Halloween buffs imagine the worst sexy costumes that we might see this October.

1. Let’s hope not

“Sexy school shooter. You could do that Miley Cyrus thing where you lick the barrel.”

2. Howdy, neighbor!

“Flanders – stupid sexy Flanders.”

3. Really?

“A few places already pulled Sexy Handmaids Tale costumes from their websites/shelves because of the backlash from having “sexy” costumes.”

4. Now that I would like to see

“Sexy post-transformation Jeff Goldblum from the hit film, The Fly.”

5. That is scary

“Member of the lollipop guild. Sexy munchkin= Snooki.”

6. That is really bad

“When I was in college two of my friends decided to go as the Twin Towers for Halloween. They had tiny figures hanging out of the windows with string and were chain smoking cigarettes so they could blow smoke out of their costumes. They only wore them for like an hour before taking them off and putting something else on, but I would say a sexy version of that would be even worse.”

7. Oh no!

“Bill Cosby… but imagine those sexy sweaters.”

8. Okay…

“Sexy Gorton’s Fisherman!”

9. Very timely

“Sexy Judge Kavanaugh … with alcohol.”

10. Let’s pass on this one

“Sexy tampon.”

11. Might work

“Stephen Hawking.”

12. I’m getting turned on…

“A standard 2×2 red lego brick. It’s not sexy, but it’s hard, rigid, and all you need.”

13. Not a pretty picture

“Sexy cold sore.”

14. A bit of a stretch

“His d*ck is a hammer and you’re going to get nailed, it’s Bob the Sexy Builder.”

15. Welcome to Flavor Town!

“Guy Fieri.”