I love Target – it’s like Walmart, but slightly nicer. But while Target does a great job of having everything you need, it doesn’t always have it in the places you’d think to look…
1. Hello Kitty does porn?
2. This will kill any germs. Plus “All-natural” stuff is more expensive.
3. Can I get this half off?
4. The hip, cool way to travel now. Buckets and bins.
5. The reading ages have really changed. Hmmmm.
6. That’s some sale! Oh, wait.
7. And how is this a clearance item?
8. Yeah, hurry up!
9. “Hey honey. Here’s the DICK sign we needed.”
10. Hey, now…
11. Is this necessary?
12. Is this product child appropriate?
Next time, Target, double check what your associates are up to.