There’s really no better way to get to know a person than to move in with them, right? Whether you’re talking roommates or romantic partner, sharing space is not the easiest thing in the world.
In fact, doing it while still maintaining a good relationship and not murdering anyone is damn hard.
If you’re doing it, you’re going to really feel these 13 tweets.
13. I’m going to guess this isn’t the first time you’ve said idk.
my boyfriend asked me what i wanted to eat & i said i don't know & this what he brings me. 🙄 pic.twitter.com/JQcMQvloED
— atalya🇰🇭 (@chopstckss) June 28, 2016
12. Financial responsibility is so romantic.
I moved in with my girlfriend after 1 year. People say we're rushing in but we're both so in love with saving $900/mo.
— Matthew Broussard (@mondaypunday) July 4, 2017
11. Really just separate beds would do.
The best thing you can do for your marriage is sleep with separate comforters.
— S A R A B U C K L E Y (@nottheworstmom) March 9, 2018
10. So what if I did? Was it where it didn’t belong?
Being married means every day is an episode of Amazing Race Couples Edition – only it's just me trying to find stuff my husband misplaced while he is behind me yelling "you threw it away didn't you?"
— Domestic Goddess (@DomesticGoddss) November 15, 2017
9. Mistakes were made. I’m not going to say by who.
Our toilet seat broke and I let my boyfriend pick out the new one pic.twitter.com/f3SLMR3yhL
— Gabriella Paiella (@GMPaiella) January 14, 2017
8. This is the best relationship advice I have seen in a while.
Before you marry someone, sit next to them on the couch and try to watch your favorite show while they eat a bowl of cereal.
If you still want to marry that slurping animal, congratulations- you have found your person.
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) February 26, 2018
7. Spoiler alert: it will always be you.
Sometimes marriage is about love & compromise other times it's about letting the garbage get so full & seeing who will cave first.
— Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) March 11, 2015
6. Also protect you from your eventual want-to-be murderer.
i married for love
but the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored
— Cameron Esposito (@cameronesposito) February 7, 2018
5. She’s a totally neutral party, she swears.
My husband is on the roof – only a few inches away from an insurance claim that could completely change my life.
— Stella G. Maddox (@StellaGMaddox) November 2, 2014
4. And God help you if you don’t answer right away.
Long-term relationships are basically sending messages like this from the grocery store back and forth forever. pic.twitter.com/2vUs6z9p3u
— Cait Mac (@Cmac8) December 22, 2016
3. It really is a miracle he made it this far.
Its so crazy to me to think that my boyfriend existed & had a life before he met me like how did he live without me all those years dam
— BELA (@isabelaseraffim) July 3, 2017
2. Please, let’s just agree my way is right.
Writing a love poem called "Put the Dishes in the Dishwasher, but Not Like That."
— Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) January 15, 2017
1. I was looking forward to those ALLLL DAYYYYY.
"5 years ago i married my best friend, my soulmate, i love you"
"eat all the leftovers again and i will end you"
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) October 5, 2016
I mean, I’m not saying I want to live alone (because ghosts), but these are spot on!
Do you love living with someone? Do you live alone?
Share your funny cohabitating stories in the comments.
DO IT NOW OR WE WILL FIND YOU!!!!!