There are some folks who are born with a horseshoe up their butts. It’s like literally nothing bad can ever happen to them.
These people, however? They do not fall into that category.
1. Epic fail
2. Thanks for the extra headache, parking officer
3. Good job, Father
4. Now you’re down $20
5. That’s not good
7. The sh*t on the floor goes round and round
8. Gotta lock that price in
10. Best seat in the house
12. In the shower for fire drill
Good luck to all of you!