You know how we can make this day more enjoyable? With tweets! Funny tweets!
The kind of funny tweets that will put a big smile on your face.
These are for YOU, friends.
1. You’re about to be humiliated.
first time in subway and the worker took a picture of my order 😭😭 am I doing this wrong pic.twitter.com/wNZoPCdmxj
— anna 🐱 (@annajames33) August 31, 2019
2. Those are your four options.
Top Movies Your Boyfriend Wants to Watch:
-An Idiot Saves the President
-Rich Boy Hero 4
-Silent Hero Journey Boy
-Fight Fight Fight
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) March 23, 2015
3. All day long in that office.
DOG BOSS: Any messages for me?
DOG ASSISTANT: just one from Mr. Agoodboy
DOG BOSS: who’s Agoodboy?
DOG ASSISTANT: *tail starts wagging*
— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) December 10, 2015
4. Just go away. Forever.
cleaning out your fridge is such a humiliating experience. you bought these plums and you didn’t eat them in time. you absolute failure. you miserable piece of
— danny and 23 others (@dsemumi) August 27, 2019
5. C’mon, corporate people at Sonic! That was funny!
— Bruja🌩 (@lexstasy7) February 26, 2017
6. This is a thing now?
My girl just asked me what am i getting her for Rihanna's birthday
— Mágico (@brodieguapo) February 19, 2017
7. What all do you have in there?
"Come along, Trash Spaceship," I say to my purse as we leave the house.
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) October 2, 2013
8. Are you done yet?
*continues eating while receiving the Heimlich*
— Mark Magark (@markedly) June 24, 2016
9. That’s pretty rough.
what’s the meanest thing a child has ever said to you? one time a kid told me that i looked like big bird after he got put in a microwave.
— jim, troublemaker/rapscallion etc. (@urvillageidiot) August 14, 2019
10. You’re pretty close…
me, who clearly doesn't know the lyrics to Footloose:
PICKED A FIGHT WITH A MOOSE
WATCH OUT, THERE ARE TEN BEES
— Petergeist 👻🏳️🌈 ➡️ EGX 2019 (@Peter5tewart) September 16, 2018
11. That was intense.
When your drone runs out of battery over a lake, timing is everything… pic.twitter.com/btDekWXpoV
— Lewis Vaughan Jones (@LVaughanJones) August 10, 2019
12. Still cringing, all these years later.
I was in a park and a lady loudly called out "Anyone who wants an ice cream come over here". I headed over with several others. She handed out ices to them all then asked me "Who are you?". I realised the rest were all her family. 30 years later I still cringe.
— Ayn Randy (@ItsAndyRyan) August 25, 2019
13. Should be a beautiful day.
when I get married each of my bridesmaids have to wear the outfit they were wearing when I saw them throw up for the first time
— ellory smith spooky & hot (@ellorysmith) July 28, 2019
14. They totally blew it.
Saw some idiot put a water bottle where the Pringles go on the treadmill.
— Ice Huck (@IceHuck) April 17, 2016
15. That’s just the way it goes.
I don't understand how God can have Ten Commandments for the whole world, and my wife can have 152 just for our house.
— Kent Graham (@KentWGraham) September 21, 2014
Are you laughing? Well then, go back through the tweets again so you can laugh some more!