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15 Funny Tweets About Breastfeeding

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Breastfeeding is a wonderful way to bond with a new baby. It’s also a way to feel like a cow, spend months covered in spots of leaking fluid, and to never get a break from your new bundle of joy.

Also, people have a lot of opinions on breastfeeding. They’ll share them with you whether you want them to or not. Whether you care or not.

Whether you master your death stare or not.

For me, the experience was worth it, but that doesn’t mean every last one of these tweets didn’t make me want to fist bump the mom who wrote it.

15. Too, too real those first several months.

14. Yep. And the latter category are relegated to the back of the closet, because ain’t nobody got time for that.

13. I now have a mental image I can’t erase.

12. Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt.

11. Just go ahead and embrace it.

10. My husband definitely would have fought him on it.

9. It’s like they don’t understand nourishing themselves.

8. And mama wants chocolate, so it all works out.

7. Obviously wise beyond his or her years.

6. It really is a sad state of affairs. #RIPmyboobs

5. I mean, I sort of think it’s funny?

4. If you’ve ever had an oversupply, this tweet is for you.

3. It happens to the best of them, especially when Mama eats Mexican food.

2. You lasted an entire hour?

1. This was a true nightmare with my second.

 

Solidarity to all of the nursing moms out there, all of the moms who wanted to but couldn’t make it happen, and to all of the moms who decided, for whatever reason, breastfeeding wasn’t for them.

You’re all amazing.

Did you nurse your kids? Do you care whether other people do? Let us know your thoughts on these hilarious takes in the comments!