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15 People Share What They’d Say If They Had the Whole World’s Attention for 30 Seconds

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What would you say if you had the entire world’s attention?

The possibilities are endless!

Here are some answers from AskReddit users that are pretty interesting.

1. Look away

“Could you please direct your attention to someone else I am extremely uncomfortable right now.”

2. The worst thing to hear

“Say I’m not mad just disappointed then stare into the sunset.”

3. Dad?

“Does anyone know where my dad is?”

4. A little hitchhiking is in order…

“People of Earth, your attention please.

This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council.

As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system, and, regrettably your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition.

The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes.

Thank you.”

5. Yes!

“* record needle drops *

🎵 Never gonna give you up 🎵”

6. Blew it

“Will the owner of a Black BMW parked in a handicapped spot please move your vehicle or it will be towed.”

7. Wouldn’t hurt

“I’m God, here is my venmo, not saying it will help your chances of eternal salvation but I mean, can’t hurt them.”

8. We’ll be back soon

“This universe will be down for maintenance in 1 hour, we apologise for any inconvenience this may cause.”

9. Lord of Chaos

“Warning: Take ALL of your money out of the stock market 3 days from now.”

See what kind of shit storm that starts LOL.”

10. I only need half of you

“I apologize to 50% of you for waking you up. Please go back to sleep.”

11. Payback time

“This is God. I’ve come to inform you all, that I haven’t forgotten about what you did to my son. Payback’s a bitch.”

12. Good advice

“Be excellent to each other.”

13. Great, this again?

“If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma…”

14. Be there or be square

“I expect all world leaders to be at the Area 51 storm on September 20th.”

15. That might cause some panic

“You’re all going to die in a minute, be prepared! Just kidding.. you now have 30 seconds. Bye!”