Every sane person in the world loves Target — I’m sorry, but it’s just a fact. There’s something so inviting and comforting about the organized shelves, $1 aisles, bright red scheme, and plethora of whole milk yogurt (just me?) that makes you feel right at home.
But there is one thing you should never do when you go to Target: wear a red top. These 15 people know exactly what I mean.
#1. Red AND khaki? You’d better just go home and change.
#2. Don’t expect blissed-out shoppers to pay attention to details.
#3. That face says it all.
#4. This probably happens often enough that the managers get training on how to handle it.
#5. Girl, you can’t hide behind those sunglasses.
#6. Embrace it…and hope you don’t piss anyone off.
#7. Were those hangers for him, or was he re-stocking them?
#8. Maybe just see where this new career path takes you!
#9. Lesson learned.
#10. I mean, he hardly looks old enough to have a job.
#11. It’s a rough day when you get yelled at in a place where you don’t even work.
#12. You know it’s bad when the employees mistake you for one of their own.
#13. That’s a full service customer right there.
#14. To be fair, that’s pretty hard question. How about I point you toward the milk?
#15. On Black Friday? May God have mercy on your soul.
All things considered, I’m sure they’ll be back.