What happens when you’re dating and your BFFs just can’t relate?
Well, you turn to Twitter immediately!
Because the tweeple out there are just friends you haven’t met yet, and they wise AF, will never judge you and they throw so many pearls of wisdom around, you’ll have enough for twenty truth necklaces.
Let’s read dem tweets, fam!
1. Yes, we did hug at the end. Who wants more details?
me: goes on a date
group chat: 👀👀👀👀👀👀
— clit eastwood (@dopegirlfresh) July 30, 2018
2. Is this one of those prank shows?
You ever been single for so long that a relationship starts to look like a set up to you
— Moreno (@Moreno) January 31, 2019
3. Oh no. No no no…
If you want to be talked out of dating someone show him to the group chat
— D$ (@saintdaniella) January 26, 2017
4. Yeah, don’t fly too close to the sun…
Dating someone who matches your nasty is dangerous lmao
— Dyani✨ (@jaleecee) March 29, 2019
5. Just 623? Amateur…
“Why you ain’t text me back”
First of all experiment 623 you’re not my man, relax.
— 🌱 (@unbotheredbliss) October 2, 2017
6. She has a point…
Dating is like trying to find a piece of hay in a needlestack
— Shea (@sheastrauss) October 23, 2016
If you didn’t relate to anything in that pile of wisdom, I don’t know what to tell you.
7. You just hope it’s lil ugly instead of big pretty…
Block his number and let lil ugly have him 😂😂
— 👑 (@Luxmarieee) December 8, 2018
8. Oh stop it! You wouldn’t make babies cry… much.
Cool. I’m single because I’m ugly https://t.co/Fc5se59GDl
— Gabi (@Gabehh_Cee) March 28, 2019
9. Oh you too? Hmmm, there’s a lot of us these days…
Ask her to send the link pls
— afshan d’souza-lodhi (@afshandl) April 18, 2019
10. Why do our minds always go there?!?
i’m FAR from catching feelings
📏 (2 steps)
📍planning a wedding
— adam (@brokeangeI) October 25, 2018
11. And that trash patch in the middle of the ocean is massive!
They say there’s plenty of fish in the sea but you know what else there is? Trash. There is a lot of trash in the sea.
— ㅤChase Winiarski (@chasewiniarski) November 8, 2018
12. But what if I don’t want a date right now…
Very flattered that you tried inviting me over at two am but, now hear me out. What if you asked me on a date instead.
— Not a dime, just a Nicole (@NicoleKSchubert) July 23, 2018
13. lol just jk…
When you text them all excited and they don’t match your energy https://t.co/MICxkoO9qk
— ﾒ𝚘 🇦🇲 (@stephan_xo) January 28, 2019
14. Damn… who do you hang around?
being single made me realize everybody in relationships cheating lmao
— SHE AMILLI (@amillionbuux) December 15, 2018
15. Yeah, but how big is that wall’s d**k?
me talking to men with zero personality pic.twitter.com/dLgrlcIiYG
— nickntv on Twitch ♡ (@NickNMedia) April 22, 2018
16. So is that a fire sign or…?
what zodiac sign is the worst? i’m curious. in my opinion….. men.
— – ♡ 𝚕𝚒𝚋𝚛𝚊 𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚎𝚗 🏹 (@c00lcvnt) March 24, 2019
Maybe look on Insta and following some influencers, because I got nothing more for ya.