Celebrities — can’t live with ’em, can’t live without ’em. They’re rich, famous, and help us through trying times. I mean, if I wasn’t able to watch Bridget Jones’ Diary every few months when I had excruciating period pains, I don’t know what I would have done. Shout out to Reneé Zellweger for pushing me through!
We like to hold them up on pedestals and read about their every move and lust after them like pussy cats in heat. So whenever we find out little-known facts about them from everyday people, we eat that sh*t up like it’s Taco Bell at 3 a.m., drunk on a Tuesday.
Who knew that Thor was really bad at telling jokes IRL? And like, Tom Cruise isn’t a crazy freaky freak on set? I would have thought his Scientology antics would at least transfer over into craft services — no talking while I devour this burrito. For as much as we think we know celebrities, they sure do know how to surprise us!