I know what you’re thinking, but no we’re not talking about football.
Nope, nothing epic about those Vikings. Also, that helmet is bullshit. But we’ve got that covered with #1 on this list.
Well, that’s closer.
This list definitely has less eroticism and bloodshed, and it doesn’t wish it was called Game of Thrones and aired on HBO, but at least you’ll probably learn a thing or seven, you heathen.
#7. They basically invented unicorns.
#6. They’re still makin’ babies.
#5. They were entirely capable of discovering the Americas.
Suck on that, Columbus!
#4. They loved cats.
#3. They made Dublin.
Guinness, U2, Thin Lizzy… Thank you, vikings!
#2. They had raven BFFs!
That’s so Viking!
#1. Their horniness is a complete lie.
See? Not horny. Myth: busted.