I have a friend who is a 911 dispatcher and he tells me some pretty crazy and ridiculous stories, so I can only imagine what that job is like on a daily basis.
A bunch of dispatchers shared their stories on AskReddit about what crimes happen a lot more often than you would probably think.
1. Watch the alarm
“I remember being surprised by how many bank alarm calls there were. Turns out, bank tellers accidentally bump the silent alarm button fairly often.”
“Cop here, not a crime, but the amount of missing people reported is insane. Normally juvenile runaways but I feel like it’s hundreds a day.”
“Former 911 operator;
What surprised me was the sheer amount of big-ticket item theft…
I’m talking like they walked into an electronics store and walked out with a 50″+ TV (or two or three or whole damn pallet of them)…or walking into a sporting goods store and walking out with a canoe.
It just floored me as to how frequently it happens. I guess if you act like you’re supposed to be walking out of the store with a canoe, people don’t seem to ask too many questions.”
“My friend who was a 911 operator says that suspicious packages are reported all the time. 99.9999% of the time they’re backpacks left by homeless people.”
5. Not very serious…
“As a former 999 operator, these ‘crimes’ were reported regularly-
Car parked across someone’s driveway
Neighbors having a barbeque
Fireworks, even on Bonfire Night or New Year
Kids ‘hanging around’
Children playing football
‘I’m really drunk and I’ve lost my friends and I haven’t got any money left, you need to come and pick me up’ (No, we won’t)
‘Yeah, what it is yeah, it’s all kicking off, get down here now!’ “
6. Serious crime
“Lest anyone forget, you forgot to add to your list the ignorant aholes who call cops on little kids for running a godd*mn lemonade stand.”
“Mom does dispatch. Not actually a crime per se but suicides. The number of times she tells me about talking to a parent/spouse/child that just found their loved one dead from suicide is depressing in and of itself. We live in Utah so our suicide rate is higher than almost everywhere in the nation.”
8. Family violence
“Criminal lawyer here who has to listen to 911 recordings daily.
Family violence. Husband/wife, parent/child, elder abuse.
Almost every victim tells me by the time it’s a criminal offense that’s reported, it’s been going on for years. And usually? It’s someone from outside the family that reports.”
9. Old folks
“Alarm Company Dispatcher here
Old people slip out of bed ALL THE TIME. You don’t really think about it but if they can’t really move, they will probably just get into bed barely resulting in them falling out of bed during the night.”
10. Lock your cars
“Larceny from your vehicle. Especially when your car is unlocked (which is stupid to ever do). People who break into cars for a “living” are quick, able to get in and out without breaking anything, and will take anything they can find.”
“On the non-emergency side of the police calls we get, fraud and identity theft are really on the rise. Especially preying on the elderly, calling and saying a loved one is in jail and making them “pay” over the phone for bail. We have dozens of fraud calls pending every day. People are so trusting and naive to the fact that people are scamming them.”
“DUI. We may have the plate, the location, the info of the driver but if the officer can’t find them there’s nothing that can be done.
To add onto that, I might tell an officer that they are obviously intoxicated and they clear the call with nothing done. They do that because DUI cases are a pain in the ass and often don’t amount to anything which is a shame considering the amount of work that goes into them.???????”
13. Gettin’ towed
“I had no idea how many cars get towed out of private lots. Years ago my wife and I were out and she suggested we just park in some strip mall’s lot. There were signs everywhere advising you’ll be towed so I decided against it.
Fast forward 4 years and I work for the agency that covers that parking lot. They tow a few cars every night. Never knew so many places made good on the threat.”
“(S)extortion, by which I mean people getting naked for a stranger during a Skype chat, that stranger records and/or takes a bunch of screenshots, and then tells them it’ll take $500 or more to prevent the video/pictures from being all over Facebook.
This used to be an occasional deal, maybe once every couple weeks, but lately, there are a few that come in every other day. A lot of it seems to come from the Philippines, or at least that’s where the money gets sent, and yes some people do send the money.”
“911 Dispatcher here. Gangs are very common. The most affluent part of my county has a rather dangerous gang and all the rich people in their gated communities are either ignorant or in denial. One woman was even offended that I even suggest the very notion it was possible.”