I’ve met some guys named Ryan who I’m pretty good friends with…and I’ve met some that I’d rather never see or talk to again for as long as I live.
Well, all you Ryans out there…your day of reckoning is here…
Prepare to be burned to a crisp.
1. Offended to the max.
I get so offended when I meet guys named ryan. like how dare you
— RYANN (@ry_mcnugget) October 8, 2014
2. There’s no escape over here.
Back in the U.S. Just remembered that people named Ryan exist
— Dadison (@MaddiesTrash) July 9, 2019
3. Got a full essay out of this.
Long ago I came to the conclusion that all people named Ryan are the worst. I have never met a Ryan I didn’t end up despising. In this essay I will-
— Boo Boo the Fool (@biracialclown) May 23, 2019
4. Maybe? Maybe not?
do guys named ryan deserve rights??
— s (@wydsimoon) May 20, 2019
5. A clear and present danger.
Don't date guys named Ryan
— Jeremy Bearamy (@alessiadawn) May 22, 2014
6. Over it 100%.
alright imma say it
guys named Ryan have been ruinin my life since my first childhood crush and I’m sick of it
— pumpkin queen ✨ (@thesongofalark) March 21, 2019
7. They have a secret society.
You know who likes guys named Ryan? Guys named Ryan.
— Megan Anne (@MeganAnneMusic) October 16, 2014
8. Throwing a lot of them under the bus.
guys named ryan, elijah, christian, and andrew WILL ruin your life, trust me ????
— haallaah♡ (@hxxllxxh) January 21, 2019
9. Ain’t that the truth?
We all know a douchebag named Ryan.
— Because I'm a Guy (@CauseWereGuys) April 8, 2015
10. You will not even get a morning greeting.
morning to everyone except if your name is ryan
— perc 3000 (@sexycyberboy) December 28, 2019
11. Not holding back.
if your name is ryan go frick urself
— rosy (@rosyrainbows) June 28, 2019
12. Watch your step.
if your name is ryan, brian, or ian, you’re on thin fuckin ice
— here we are in the future (@supreme_sausage) May 19, 2019
13. GTF out of here.
I hate people named Ryan, if your name is ryan fuck u
— ???????? Lili ???????? (@lilian60750377) March 28, 2019
14. Nasty Ryan in the morning!
is there a radio dj named ryan in every city
— gary from teen mom (@garyfromteenmom) July 27, 2017
15. And there you have it…
We all know a manwhore named Ryan
— miri (@WeAllKnowA) November 3, 2012
Wow. The bad Ryans are really giving the good Ryans out there a bad name.
What have your experiences with all those Ryans out there been like?
Tell us about it in the comments…and if your name is Ryan, we really want to hear from you.