Women are ripping it up on Twitter NONSTOP!
That means NONSTOP laughs that are coming at you a mile a minute!
Enjoy these funny tweets from the ladies this week.
1. This isn’t gonna work.
Hi mom. Can you come pick me up he has a five in one body wash.
— Yesika Salgado (@YesikaStarr) October 13, 2019
2. That’s pretty nice.
oh my god pic.twitter.com/RTuiHSl8cW
— babyfat (@OWWIEZ) October 8, 2019
3. That’s actually a thing.
a girl in the coffee shop i’m working from has just said to her friend ‘imagine a hot veg smoothie’ and i’m wondering how to break it to her that soup exists
— Dayna McAlpine (@daynamcalpine_) October 8, 2019
4. The normal people section.
Keanu Reeves was at Ali Wong’s show yesterday & tried to sit in the normal people seats until an usher and lady came to reseat him probably to a better seat bc he’s Keanu Reeves. He prob could have just gotten a free VIP seat but he just went on ticketmaster himself like a normal
— Helen Kim (@hlnkim) October 6, 2019
5. When can we talk about this?
A vanilla latte w soy milk is technically a 3 bean soup but none of yall are ready to talk about that huh??
— kels🖤 (@Keally22) October 10, 2019
6. Yes, like the clown.
My life in a nutshell pic.twitter.com/qGhOpsrpGY
— – wardz – (@wwardzzjb_) October 9, 2019
7. Pretty much.
all US history is just deep lore for the American Girl historical series canon
— spider (@BUGPOSTING) October 9, 2019
8. Looking for a challenge.
*watching the Joker movie*
(under breath) …i could fix him
— Tami (@TamiDaBushPilot) October 9, 2019
9. That wins Halloween.
Halloween 2019 😂 pic.twitter.com/wyj97WYyV5
— spooky balez 👻 🔜 bear grillz (@hellzbalez) October 7, 2019
10. I need all of it!
— ddlt (@dezdelatorre) October 8, 2019
11. Starting early.
Me: I won’t drink tonight guys I promise
Also me: pic.twitter.com/FBlzOY2NjZ
— g💋 (@gisellecastro_) October 12, 2019
12. They all looked. At the same time.
me : guy behind u is cute but dont look
my friends : https://t.co/ar1hFEwtWP
— R (@malban_) October 12, 2019
13. That is very true.
every guy with blue eyes looks like this cow to a certain degree: pic.twitter.com/mtqiXMJBKh
— sol (@ariversiren) October 12, 2019
14. Not happy about it.
just remembered that multiple people see my side profile every day pic.twitter.com/NtPXL6Vdiq
— emma (@emamma_mia) October 13, 2019
15. That’s pretty much marriage in a nutshell.
Marriage vows should be rewritten as “to have and to hold and to listen to stories about your workplace drama till death do us part.”
— SpacedMom (@copymama) October 8, 2019
Let’s hear it for the ladies!
They know how to bring the funny!