Hey, parents! The kids are back in school, and you’re (somewhat) free…at least until next summer rolls around.
There’s no doubt about it: these parents are thrilled that their little ones are back where they belong for the next 9 months.
Enjoy the hilarity.
1. We’re back, baby!
You know it's Back to School time when moms alone at Target are high-fiving when they pass each other in the aisles.
— 〰 Just Linda 〰 (@LindaInDisguise) August 25, 2015
2. What is that, Mommy?
My kids don't seem to be as excited as me for the "Back to School Countdown" calendar I created.
— 👻Sarcastic Mommy👻 (@sarcasticmommy4) July 25, 2016
3. Sounds like a blast.
Practicing for the first day of school by muttering "we're late," throwing cereal on the floor & making sure every outfit is the wrong one.
— Mike Reynolds (@EverydayGirlDad) August 19, 2016
4. My time is now.
I may shed some sentimental tears, but they will be into a champagne glass and pedicure tub. #firstdayofschool
— Mama Crysta (@crystabourdon) August 23, 2017
5. No one even saw it…
42 years ago my parents took a picture of me going to kindergarten. It didn't get any likes or comments.
— Jayne Jensen (@Jaynewhatwhat) August 10, 2017
6. They’re all yours.
Parenting goals: Keep children alive until they're old enough to be handed over to the public school system.
— Ash (an haunted female) ⚪️ (@adult_mom) October 26, 2015
7. Not gonna make it today.
My 7-year-old had a substitute on the first day of school.
Teacher burnout started early this year.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 10, 2017
8. You get sucked in.
I had 5 minutes to run into Target for a last minute school item and still managed to spend $68.
— Cydni Beer (@cydbeer) August 28, 2018
9. Oh, you were serious?
Sorry I gave you a high five when you said your kids went back to school today…I thought you were fake-crying to be funny. My fault.
— Domestic Goddess (@DomesticGoddss) August 23, 2016
10. Honey, let me break the news to you…
My wife was on the second page of the lunch note to our kindergartner when I reminded her she couldn't really read.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) August 1, 2016
11. I’ll see you in 9 hours.
The only thing that brings more joy than the laughter of a child is when the school bus comes to take them away.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) May 3, 2016
12. Looking a little rough.
The only bags I have packed for school are the ones under my eyes #backtoschool
— Grace (@davissgracee) August 6, 2017
13. Absolute silence.
YOU GUYS!!! Know what I hear at my house? NOTHING. I HEAR NOTHING. #backtoschool
— ☠Mamaphizzle☠ (@mjgaphillips) August 24, 2017
14. Great idea, son.
Apologies to all parents that heard me swear today in the school yard on the first day of school but my 7 year old prick of a son decided that a Tuba was the most convenient instrument to bring home every Tuesday in my wife’s Citroen C1.
— Baby Jesus (@JCautomatic) September 4, 2019
15. Not gonna happen in this house.
Shout out to all the kids whose parents don't have their shit together enough to have cutesy letter boards on the first day of school.
— Hanna Brooks Olsen (@mshannabrooks) September 4, 2019
Are you excited that your kiddos are back to the daily school grind?
Tell us how you’re celebrating in the comments!