We say this all the time, but we need to repeat it because it’s so true: the ladies on Twitter are absolutely hysterical.
And here are 15 more that you’ll probably start following after you scroll through these tweets.
Get ready to LOL!
1. That is amazing.
Meredith literally cross stitch rick rolled me for Christmas pic.twitter.com/mWv0Dgxocd
— Marina (@marinaamiller) December 25, 2019
2. Mom is quite crafty.
My mom decided to invent Baby Yoda margaritas. This is not what I expected. And it's amazing. pic.twitter.com/ugi4TWU5AB
— Paige Pettoruto, a David Rose type (@Akiora) December 24, 2019
3. Had to do it.
I got Disney+ because I GOTTA know if baby boy yods actually takes a sweet lil sip from that big ol’ mug pic.twitter.com/pKvBGy6wJL
— Alison Agosti (@AlisonAgosti) December 19, 2019
4. Looks like a cat burrito.
miso just took a shower. didn’t cry or scratch me. she get treat. pic.twitter.com/92hZ3v3YKf
— queen quen (@quenblackwell) December 22, 2019
5. I’m freakin’ out!
Imagine looking at this high pic.twitter.com/n97YjwUPig
— Ariana Lenarsky (@aardvarsk) December 25, 2019
6. Why is that?
parents love to have showers that vacillate between two temperatures (lukewarm and on fire) based on an unknowable and perhaps supernatural system
— Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro) December 23, 2019
7. Yeah, that’s kinda weird.
Sorry but “tender and mild” is an absolutely nuts way to describe a baby you’re not trying to eat!
— Jenny Jaffe (@jennyjaffe) December 23, 2019
8. That cat is a movie star.
that's adam driver https://t.co/tyhVoGuPM5
— julia reinstein ???? (@juliareinstein) December 23, 2019
9. That is a terrible idea.
Just finished sanding my tires so that my car will ride smoother on the interstate and honestly I kind of love this look pic.twitter.com/3uMoucwgEO
— ali (@alifanacct) December 22, 2019
10. That’s a great question…
did a pretty good job fielding questions like “why do we have teeth” from this three-year old but he’s got me stumped with “why are you?”
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) December 24, 2019
11. Isn’t that always how it works?
oh you're a lesbian couple? which one of you is constantly cold and which one of you radiates heat for the other one to steal?
— real i miss my gf hours (@dykecrossing) December 24, 2019
12. You deserve a new home.
My dad bought a stuffed animal pug at CVS because someone was returning it in front of him in line and he didnt want it to feel unloved at the holidays
— Natalie Walker (@nwalks) December 24, 2019
13. Obviously you’re not part of a power couple.
po•wer cou•ple | noun
1. Two straight ppl I’ve never heard of posing in front of a mall Christmas tree, I guess?
2. I can’t even tell if they both have jobs. Maybe they work at the mall?
3. Why did Instagram stop serving me chihuahua content?
— Taylor Ortega (@taylor_ortega) December 22, 2019
14. God did indeed grow up.
a coworker just said “thank you baby jesus” about a work thing and a very christian woman i work with said “jesus isn’t a baby anymore” and the original coworker said “what” and the christian one went “god grew up amanda”
— tara shoe (@tarashoe) December 21, 2019
15. He probably does…
Does Rudy think Air Bud was present at Jesus’ birth https://t.co/EuEPqsC7Wc
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) December 26, 2019
Keep making us laugh, ladies!
We can’t get enough of it!