Meet Josh, who is apparently a genius with cakes!
Josh is texting with his “friend” Trisha.
And Trisha is not buying Josh’s bulls**t about cakes.
Oh Josh, don’t try to convince Trisha that you did anything to that cake.
She clearly knows you’re lying.
Just own up to it.
Oh. You doubled down?
Trisha totally called you on it.
Wait… you’re tripling down?
Has that ever been attempted in the history of lying about baking and/or decorating cakes?!
You do realize that Trisha is completely immune to your attempts at making her feel bad, right?
She does not give ONE SINGLE F**K about your feelings.
What I’m saying is Trisha will destroy you if you keep giving her the chance.
You’re quadrupling down?
Has that ever been attempted in the history of lying about baking and/or decorating birthday cakes for nieces?!?!?