It’s time for another installment of funny tweets from the hysterical women of Twitter!
Why do we keep bringing you these kinds of articles?
Because the women of Twitter keep on bringing the funny!
Here are just 12 more examples of what I’m talking about…enjoy.
1. I need one of these.
Me if this virus don’t stop playing pic.twitter.com/IxkqTw3tQf
— Silvia (@mynamessilvia) March 18, 2020
2. That is not cool.
Pollen still coming out during a global pandemic??? Bitch read the room
— not melba (@Melbreezy_) March 20, 2020
3. A little different…
Nick Ferrari: "they kept the theatres open during the blitz, but not during this"
You couldn't CATCH THE BLITZ you roaster
— SheRa Marley (@SheRa_Marley) March 17, 2020
4. You do you.
Day 1 of quarantine: I'm going to take this as an opportunity to improve my health
Day 2 of quarantine: Due to personal reasons, I am eating a lasagna in my shower
— Roxi Horror 💀🌸 (@roxiqt) March 18, 2020
5. A shadowy figure.
when i pass thru the background of my boyfriend's WFH video call: pic.twitter.com/1lTaeWUejs
— Kirsten King (@KirstenKing_) March 18, 2020
6. Not a fan.
Welp, turns out I don’t want to eat salad in the apocalypse either
— Ashly Perez (@itsashlyperez) March 18, 2020
7. That’s a little improvement.
me: i am gonna get so good at cooking
me, 3 days later: ah, another perfectly toasted Pop Tart
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) March 14, 2020
8. Not gonna be friends.
Watched hoards of L.A. people ram fully-loaded shopping carts like bumper cars in a fight to clean out a canned food aisle and thought, "I'm not singing from a fucking balcony with any of you."
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) March 16, 2020
9. This is the perfect time for this.
Now is the perfect time to start my ideal dating relationship: occasional texts, never seeing each other, I bring “my boyfriend” up in every single conversation I have.
— Ashley Nicole Black (@ashleyn1cole) March 16, 2020
10. What a show!
me in 1 week watching a scrap of plastic blow across the street pic.twitter.com/ZvXlCIQbzy
— Jill Gutowitz (@jillboard) March 17, 2020
11. You’re not going anywhere!
in an unsettling reversal of my teenage years, I am now yelling at my parents for going out
— Brigid Delaney (@BrigidWD) March 16, 2020
12. Don’t we all?
— Maria (@Mariaa_bol) March 16, 2020
I told you, didn’t I? Just listen to me from now and don’t question anything I say, okay?
Okay, now that we have that cleared up, we want to hear from you. Tell us about some of the hilarious women you follow on social media, across all platforms: Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, etc.
In the comments, please and thank you!