There’s nothing wrong with being late to the game about certain things…but it can be just a wee bit embarrassing when you discover you just learned something that THE ENTIRE WORLD ALREADY KNOWS ABOUT.
That’s what all of these “Today Years Old” tweets are about and that’s what makes all of them so hilarious.
Just remember, you’re not alone in your embarrassment, okay?
Let’s take a look at these tweets!
1. Never gonna be the same…
This one took a while…
I was today years old when I learned Lion King is the plot of Hamlet and I'll never be the same
— Tasha (@TashaAndrew3) May 20, 2020
2. They’re definitely lovers.
Did you know about this?
I was today years old when I discovered the green and brown M&Ms are lesbians pic.twitter.com/AAwwlPtLpw
— Jay 🦔🦔 BLM (@JayyKess) September 8, 2019
3. That is brilliant!
And very helpful in the kitchen.
I was today years old when I learned this! pic.twitter.com/iwA0mTDtVf
— Gia ❤️🦋❤️ (@Joyannah73) May 21, 2020
4. My mind is completely blown.
I was today years old when I learned Goofy's name is NOT Goofy. It's.. 😧 pic.twitter.com/YYn8Tltm5G
— Kim Horcher (@kimscorcher) May 20, 2020
5. I didn’t know that either…
So I was “today years old” as well!
I am embarrassed to admit I was today years old when I discovered there is no “s” at the end of the first syllable of the word: lackadaisical.
I have been spelling (and pronouncing it) wrong my whole life.
— Matthew Hickey (@hickey_mt) May 21, 2020
6. I’ve never even heard of this.
Kind crazy, isn’t it?
I was today years old when I found out about yellow watermelon. https://t.co/oZLqrpjSJv
— Spice Lowery (@BitchItsSpice) May 1, 2020
7. I DID NOT KNOW THAT!
Always thought this was a husband and wife.
I was today years old when I realized American Gothic depicts a farmer and his daughter, not his wife. pic.twitter.com/k4fAHQfHfg
— Eric Alper 🎧 (@ThatEricAlper) April 30, 2020
8. Makes sense, I guess.
Straight from the source.
I was today years old that i learned this is where sunflower seeds come from pic.twitter.com/Xuf2uFOsmC
— ✊🏽✊🏿✊🏼✊🏾✊🏻 (@Jaypaperstaxx) September 14, 2019
9. This ALSO totally blew my mind.
Get a load of that!
Today years old when i found this out pic.twitter.com/a9bc18OvRV
— A (@AzwanAwalludin) May 9, 2020
10. Brother and sister tandem.
Did you know about this?
I was today years old when I found out that Jonah Hill and Beanie Feldstein are brother and sister
— Teila (@ItsTaylorMarie_) January 5, 2020
11. You are welcome.
It moves, too!
i was today years old when i realized the clock icon on the iphone also gives you the time — ie it moves
— Monica Lewinsky (@MonicaLewinsky) November 22, 2019
12. What?!?! No way!
I’m in shock right now.
I was today years old when I realized that a "buttload" was an actual measurement: https://t.co/6zBW8a5Lgr
— Rebecca Munson (@Shxperienced) September 16, 2019
13. A to Z, baby.
They got it all, and now you know it!
i was today years old when i found out the arrow under the Amazon logo means they have everything from A to Z 🤯🤯 pic.twitter.com/65e5RdoB34
— jace (@jacturley) May 19, 2020
Those are pretty hilarious! And very informative as well!
A bunch of those tweets actually really surprised me.
Now we want to hear from all the readers out there!
In the comments, tell us about some things that you learned WAYYYYYYYY after you should have already known about them.
We’d love to hear from you!