Who doesn’t love babies? They’re so sweet and adorable and innocent. They’re literally called “bundles of joy.”
Well, not everyone feels that way. I know plenty of folks who aren’t really enamored with toddlers. A lot of them even took to Twitter after this tweet by Twitter user Charlily.
Let’s slander newborns. I don’t like their lil swoop hairdos.
— Charlily 💕🍭 (@charlee_buns) March 23, 2019
Apparently, people had some feelings about babies, y’all.
First of all, they’re broke. https://t.co/O5hU1lJ6a0
— Nene’s latest nose (@homegworl) March 23, 2019
Always clenching fists but they can’t even fight sleep smh https://t.co/IgH6QkO9cB
— Fred Astaire In Sequins (@le_munchkine) March 24, 2019
For people who don’t do any work, they sure do sleep a lot. 😡
We’ve got bills???!!!!!
— Birdie (@Topfayz) March 24, 2019
Terrible conversationalists. I asked my cousin’s baby to give me her opinion on a Beyoncé song and he just stared at me with those big languid eyes. https://t.co/qGMBtjKJBq
— Lilith (@KingBeyonceStan) March 24, 2019
They never have gas money 🙄
— Megan’s newest HOTTIE (@mixxychick) March 24, 2019
The hits just kept coming!
For a product that’s brand new they’re not efficient. 0/10 would not recommend
— mushu 🐍 (@TheRookieGod1) March 24, 2019
They wear a lot of white for people who don’t do they own laundry
— Bomia Gabice ♓️🌞 (@bomiagabice) March 24, 2019
They have no hustle or ambition. Steady relying on somebody else.
— Corduroy Papi 🇯🇲🗽✊🏾🐻 (@DJReemsDope) March 23, 2019
Poor communication skills. As demanding as they are.
— Whiskered (@DrChubbyy) March 24, 2019
They don’t even know how to chew. They get brand new teeth and still try to swallow food whole like a boa constrictor. Then got the nerve to choke all silly and stuff🙄
— Temerity Drake (@tsddrake) March 23, 2019
they always clapping their hands and no sound comes out. pic.twitter.com/9AXVzG2VDp
— Black Saint (@wicky_mash) March 24, 2019
Hmm, I guess babies are kinda useless and lazy.
I mean, they should just sleep at least 8 hours per night, like all decent people
— Annalisa Conti (@AnnalisaContiUS) March 24, 2019
Most of them loom like aliens that haven’t finished developing yet
— ARiES RAiNE (@ariesraine) March 23, 2019
They’ve got too many rights for someone who did 9 months inside
— Rejo (@rejoycet) March 24, 2019
Poor lil’ babies.
Lmaoo newborns in this thread like pic.twitter.com/ZcOzFfrdRV
— thatstoomuchlettuce (@spicylemonsauce) March 24, 2019
So: babies – adorable or useless? You decide!