Every Trader Joe’s parking lot I’ve ever been in has been tiny. I’m talking about a bumper-to-bumper obstacle course from which there is barely an escape route?
Do you know what I’m talking about here?
I think you do…and the people behind these tweets do, too…
1. Might want to stay away…
Trader joes parking lot = #1 place to die in LA.
— Molly McGlynn (@therealmollymcg) February 15, 2016
2. Sounds great!
Trader Joes Real Estate Agent: How's the parking lot?
Trader Joes Real Estate Agent: We'll take it!
— Paul Gilmartin (@mentalpod) April 14, 2013
3. I don’t think any of them do.
My car insurance doesn't cover Trader Joes parking lot.
— Laurie Kilmartin, Grand Rapids MI Dec 26-29 (@anylaurie16) October 3, 2015
4. A good life plan.
Life hack: do all your grocery shopping for the year during the Super Bowl and never have to fight for a parking spot at Trader Joes again.
— Britta Lundin (@brittashipsit) February 8, 2016
5. You’re part of the problem, sir.
When I have some free time I like to hop in my car and just cruise the trader joes parking lot. U know add to the confusion and mania
— Cornell Reid (@corneezy) January 14, 2016
6. Sad, but true.
Recent google search: "most murders per capita in Trader Joes' parking lots"
— MJ Katz (@mjkatz_) January 18, 2016
7. Did it actually happen?
2015 is gonna be my year! (That I finally find a parking spot at Trader Joes.)
— Dan Levy (@danlevy) December 31, 2014
8. People have died for that information.
My trader joes has a SECRET PARKING AREA THAT ISN'T FULL AND I WILL NEVER GIVE UP THIS VALUABLE KNOWLEDGE
— illuminati mess (@krenshar_posts) February 20, 2016
9. That’s a first.
— Maya Daehne (@mayadaehne) January 23, 2016
10. He’s probably not listening.
God, if you can hear me, please help me find parking at trader joes.
— Daniella Monet (@DaniellaMonet) March 5, 2013
11. The impossible dream.
Someday, people of all races & religions will live together in peace, and Trader Joes will build a store with sufficient parking
— Sussy (@sussybuckets) August 30, 2014
12. Right back at ya, Granny.
I just got flicked off by an 80+ year old grandma when I driving in the Trader Joes parking lot
— Charlotte Thornton (@CG_Thornton) November 22, 2014
13. A bad situation made even worse.
tfw every car in the trader joes parking garage is double parked pic.twitter.com/XOoisAvjs2
— Rachel Whitehurst (@RachLWhitehurst) December 6, 2015
14. The answer is “no.”
have u ever been in a trader joes parking lot and not almost died?
— kendall roy historian (@geeequinn) October 4, 2015
15. Gonna need a drink for this.
There's a reason Trader Joes carries alcohol. It's called their parking lots.
— The Next Martha (@TheNextMartha) December 17, 2013
Does your local Trader Joe’s have a parking lot that is painfully tiny?
Let us know, please…we need to keep track of this stuff…