Jean Industry: CHECK OUT THESE JEAN PANTIES, Y’ALL!
Seriously, this is not an exaggeration. It’s pretty much exactly how it played out when fashion brand Sense came out with these truly baffling Jean Panties, which I’m calling Janties.
They look like a denim diaper, except that they are intended for adult women to wear.
Is it underwear? Is it shorts? IT’S BOTH, says the company. Janties can be worn either under or over your pants. They also cost $315, so…yeah. Here we are.
People on social media are very confused and upset about the denim panties situation. They must be so uncomfortable! The chafing! 🙁 🙁 🙁
HOW do i feel about $300 denim panties, you ask? well i’ll tell you how i feel. utterly and thoroughly chafed pic.twitter.com/YYQ9v5dZ6b
— Safiya Nygaard (@safiyajn) March 29, 2019
Seriously, these things can’t possibly be good for your vajeana (haha get it?).
For that instant yeast infection…
— AmandaWaltzCP (@AWaltzCP) March 29, 2019
And also, when and where would you wear janties?!?! I can’t think of a single appropriate time.
To what occasion can you actually wear denim panties??? pic.twitter.com/Qb0u0Bn7ai
— lil power move (@DopeLifeOfTot) March 26, 2019
Although at least one person is kinda into it.
[arriving in hell]
me: i didn't know i'd have to wear what i died in forever
satan: where did you even find denim underwear
— shen the bird (@Shen_the_Bird) March 30, 2019
And others have pointed out that CERTAIN celebrities will probably actually wear these, ahem.
I would prob take a bet that a Kardashian/Jenner would wear them or someone in that crowd looking for attention. I just don’t understand why. Jeans are fancy going out pants lol yoga pants or leggings for me and cotton panties or none 😀
— Kista G-S (@KisStew) March 27, 2019
For better or worse, this is the world that we live in now. A world where janties exist, somewhere in a warehouse, waiting to be shipped to Kendall Jenner.
— quitedo (@q1t3d0) March 29, 2019
At least jean panties make for a lot of good puns.
BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE!
The janties are SOLD OUT.
— someecards (@someecards) April 3, 2019
What. Is. This. Life.