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Keep These Savage Responses to Texts from Exes in Mind Next Time an Old Flame Gets in Touch

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The art of the text that is a total burn needs to be perfected over time. It doesn’t happen overnight.

Listen, breaking up and moving on sucks usually, but sometimes you get an opportunity to just completely own the other person and it is DEEPLY satisfying.

These folks know what I’m talking about!!

1. Oh do you now???

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2. Garbage is as garbage does…

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3. Well, YEAH!

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4. Completely dead

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5. Zigaziga ahhhhhhh

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6. Not to Starbucks nor anywhere else!

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7. Chop chop…

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8. Mom things…

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9. LOL…

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10. And NO

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11. In a galaxy far, far away…

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12. Oh no! Not the mom jokes!

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13. How close?

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Key fact from all of these… move on fam! Asap.

Lingering is for suckers!