Marriages work because people are honest, but let’s be real – no one tells their significant other everything, and if they do, there’s a chance their relationship isn’t that healthy to begin with. After all, it’s hard to have a little fun with the other person if they know everything you’re doing and thinking all day, every day, right?
Of course, a surprise pet probably wasn’t the kind of secret this woman’s husband expected to find revealed when he came home from work. But then again, she wasn’t planning on him finding out.
She enlisted her daughter Noor’s help, and her live tweet of the conversation and ensuing top-secret mission is one of the best things you’ll read on the internet today.
It all began simply enough…
But the “mum not again” says it all.
But she knows a woman! Who doesn’t?
An anti-parrot agenda.
And the updates keep coming.
I can picture this and now I’m giggling.
She’s just now getting carried away?? Ha!
Annnnd it happened.
Can you stand the anticipation??
First hurdle cleared, but…still nervous.
After all, it’s not a great story without a happy ending!