Good morning ladies and gentlemen. We bring you a matter of vital importance today, and it’s about choo-choos.
Specifically, someone in the “Too afraid to ask” subreddit shared a rather disturbing tale about their kid’s preschool teacher.
Well, that immediately sparked a rather heated debate on the appropriate number of “chuggas” to say before “choo-choo.”
It wasn’t long before all of Reddit was chanting in their rooms, trying to determine the answer.
A lot of folks went with two, possibly inspired by the popular children’s book by Kevin Lewis.
Some people even started diving into music theory to determine the acceptable amount.
I think we can all agree that 32 “chuggas” with no “choo choo” is just too much, and just a single “chugga” is an absolute travesty.
The number of “chuggas” and “choo choos” must be balanced – too many “chuggas” and the train might be too pressurized, but too many “choos” and the train wouldn’t even leave the station! Duh.