The great thing about the internet – that content is constantly being posted – is an upside and a downside.
On the one hand it means there’s always something new to see, but on the downside, it can be hard to keep up with it all!
That’s where we come in – so please enjoy these 12 recent tweets that we don’t think you’d want to miss!
11. I’ve lost track of these types of statements.
They keep things interesting, for sure.
"Take the socks off your hands and brush your teeth." Is something I'd never thought I'd have to tell anyone.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) January 25, 2021
10. I think we can all agree it’s not getting better.
But this is life. I’m not sure what we expected.
Y’all said 2021 would be better, but my son just peed in the kitchen drawer and told me it was my fault because I was using the toilet he wanted to use.
— Linz DeFranco (@LinzDeFranco) January 8, 2021
9. It makes you feel good, right?
And also bad, but take what you can get.
I told our daughter to “spill the tea” and my husband haughtily replied, “I think you mean spill the beans,” reminding me that no matter how uncool I am, I can always count on him to be even more uncool.
— Not the Nanny (@not_thenanny) January 3, 2021
8. Just like a puppy.
But not as snuggly, usually.
I don’t know what this is. I should put it in my mouth.
— Average Dad (@Average_Dad1) January 25, 2021
7. Sadly, that counts as news in America.
I hope they got full credit.
[January 6, 2021, 2:00 pm, Algebra zoom class]
Teacher: Has anyone seen the news or heard or read what’s happening in America right now?
My 15yo: Kim and Kanye are getting divorced.
— Lovely Potatoes (@robin_991) January 7, 2021
6. Any of them are better than nothing.
Also, bring me a drink.
I said "The baby's sleeping on me can you bring my my meds?" and my husband said "Which pill?" and I said "Surprise me!"
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) January 5, 2021
5. That’s how my babies slept.
I’m glad I’m not the only one.
I’ve been sleeping like a baby this week!*
*waking up every 2 hours
— Rachel Dratch (@TheRealDratch) January 4, 2021
4. That is above and beyond.
Just ask my husband.
Does anyone have a trophy? My son cleaned up dog vomit and wants one.
— Moderna Kilmartin (@anylaurie16) January 1, 2021
3. You have to be savvy, my friends.
Don’t become a hoarder, though. It’s a fine line.
Being a parent means not just flattening all the boxes and putting them into recycling, but also pausing at the small ones and thinking, “This might make an exceptional hamster coffin some day.”
— TimOfLegend (@TimOfLegend) January 14, 2021
2. They want to start working on their defense for not eating it now.
I’m pretty sure that’s the reason.
Kids: What’s for dinner?
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) January 6, 2021
1. Nothing makes you madder.
“That sounds boring.” ARGH.
kids: what can we do?
me: let's see…you've got puzzles, play-doh, legos, magnet tiles, magnetic sand, hi ho cheerio, action figures, my little ponies, coloring books, race car track, you can play soccer or build a fort or rides bikes or jump on the trampoline
kids: no thanks
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) January 25, 2021
The amazing hilarity just keeps coming right? You know it mommies!
And you don’t even have to join Twitter? We bring the tweets to you? How about that? Great deal, right?
Which one of these made you chuckle? Tell us in the comments!