Any time you get two people trying to live and eat and work and raise kids together in a confined space, while somehow still loving each other like sexy human beings, they’re also pretty darn funny.
These 10 tweets totally prove it, so we hope they’re good for a few laughs!
10. Why is this so real, though?
I’m starting to think queer people are onto something.
Every straight relationship https://t.co/gw321a1GJ9
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) April 3, 2020
9. You guys I am married and this is the perfect tweet.
RIP everyone who was going to spend their early 20s traveling.
i hate this pandemic if i wanted to waste my early 20s i would have gotten married
— kat (@ratmobbs) March 31, 2020
8. Here all this time you thought you wanted to be a Disney princess.
But now you see they have their own troubles.
i now understand why sequestered disney princesses were moved to song by the distant prospect of sexual contact
— juli del tweet (@julibelle) March 29, 2020
7. One day our kids will ask us what this lyric meant.
Please, don’t let this be prophetic.
Singing “I saw your face in a crowded place” suddenly seems a little dated.
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) March 27, 2020
6. Was there laughter or impressed silence?
I think we all know the answer to that.
I just walked bollock-naked into my wife’s work video call
— JamesHeartfield (@JamesHeartfield) April 1, 2020
5. These two are clearly a match made in heaven.
When you find the one, you just know.
My boyfriend just said "HEYYYY" and I yelled "MUST BE THE MONAYYYY" because I did not realize that he had just started a Zoom conference call.
— Jenny Jaffe (@jennyjaffe) April 3, 2020
4. We’ve all got a bit too much time on our hands.
And yet, this meme never really gets old.
— Eoin Higgins (@EoinHiggins_) April 3, 2020
3. There are never any winners in this game.
Except the divorce attorneys.
My wife and I play this fun game during quarantine, it's called "Why Are You Doing It That Way?" and there are no winners
— Eric Spiegelman (@ericspiegelman) April 4, 2020
2. Barney is never a good idea.
You can put that one down in stone.
My wife found a song by Barney about brushing teeth so I could use it to motivate the kids every morning.
I played it for the 1st time today and they loved it. I, on the other hand, thought it sounded like the signing of divorce papers in the near future.
— A Bearer Of Dad News ✊🏾 (@HomeWithPeanut) April 6, 2020
1. And getting thinner all the time.
I’m not saying… but yeah, we’re kind of saying.
im bisexual but men are on thin ice
— FENCING STUDIO (@shopfencing) April 1, 2020
It’s just nice to know that we’re all in this together, don’t you think? Life is so weird!
Which one of these did you relate to the most? Tell us in the comments!