Yes, that’s right, the Mexican-style beer Corona. With a lime or without, I couldn’t say, but I can promise you here and now that alcohol makes viruses and other icky junk disappear, not the other way around.
In general, I mean, not as a treatment protocol – don’t drink beer if you feel sick.
The coronavirus in the news is a new respiratory-type illness that started in Wuhan, China. It’s now infected around 40,000 people, mostly in China, and the death toll is nearly at 1000 (also mostly in China).
"Are you worried about getting infected with #coronavirus ?"
Russians: "I never drink Mexican beer." pic.twitter.com/a12TsluqZY
— Zarathustra Spoke (@ZarathustraUber) January 31, 2020
People are scared, because this is a new illness without a treatment protocol, but the truth is that 80,000 people died from the regular flu in the United States in 2017. So that’s just something to keep this all in perspective.
Right now, scientists aren’t sure how the coronavirus outbreak began, but they’re reasonably sure that the virus jumped from an animal species into humans, probably at one of the open-air bushmeat markets so popular in China.
My beers are now safe from the coronavirus pic.twitter.com/CCs8gTa0ax
— ALL LEEDS ALLDAY (@allday_leeds) January 30, 2020
We can say for sure, though, that it’s not caused by drinking Corona beer.
— Hani (哈尼) (@hanipersian) January 29, 2020
A lot of people seemed determined to prove the movie Idiocracy (and Aldous Huxley) right by believing that they’re safe if they don’t drink Corona beer, though.
Searches for "corona beer virus” have jumped 2,300% globally, according to Google data.
Searches for "beer virus" have jumped 744%.
— UberFacts (@UberFacts) January 30, 2020
Search engines are getting tons of requests for “beer virus,” “corona beer virus,” and the like – so many people were searching, in fact, that Corona issued an official statement denying any involvement.
— Social Media Dissect (@SDissect) January 29, 2020
— shelley (@shelley02726820) January 27, 2020
The internet is largely having fun at these people’s expense, and I’m not really mad about it – I just don’t know how we got to this place as a species, or how to go back.
I was talking about the coronavirus with my mom and told my sister to be careful since she’s always out and about and this bitch is gonna be like “first of all I don’t even drink beer it’s nasty” and was dead serious too💀 pic.twitter.com/eOntyJ6cZn
— ✿jasmine✿ (@jasminelillia10) January 27, 2020
Because this way lies madness and monsters, and for sure the end of the world.