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Dogs. They’re the worst, right?

You adopt one thinking they’re so adorable and before you know it your whole LIFE is revolving around these puppers.

I mean, where do they get off? Invading our sleep and our free time, our relationships, our memes – they’re out of control!

Here are the top ten problems with having a dog and why they should be stopped.

10. They’re always chewing something

And you’ll never ever find out what it is.

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9. They’re after your snackies

Once you pop, the barks don’t stop.

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8. They’re so needy

When do pets become petulant?

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7. They won’t stay off the couch

Look at all the adorable fur you left here!

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6. They just look at you all day

Like they love you or something. It’s creepy.

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5. They take your turkey

And not just on Thanksgiving.

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4. They’re always preening

And for some reason they want you to be around for it?

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3. They have no sense of priorities

What exactly are you guarding, guard dog?

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2. They fill your phone up

Not even the cloud can be trusted with these beauties.

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1. They’re master guilt-trippers

Look into those judging eyes and tell me you can withstand them.

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In conclusion, these are the reasons that dogs are the bestest ever. That’s why I started writing this, right? I honestly don’t remember now. I’m just staring at widdle paws.

What’s the best/worst thing about having a dog?

Tell us in the comments.


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