Some people are just lazy – there’s no getting around it. I’ve had days where I can fully admit that every move I’ve made has been designed around the least amount of effort, for sure.
These 12 people just aren’t afraid to cop to it!
12. I guess that’ what it’s there for…or can be
“I was drunk one night and decided the bathroom was to far away. So I p*ssed in my cats litter box. Didn’t feel like cleaning it up in the morning so I just threw the whole litter box in the garbage.”
11. $33 and 10 years off your life
“when I was in college I ordered pizza for delivery because I wanted cigarettes and asked if there was a driver there that would pick me up some cigs for an extra $10 on top of his normal tip. we had a circle k next door to my apartment complex I could see from my window. the cigs cost me $33.”
10. Clapping is a lot of work
“Used to have one of those ‘clap on, clap off’ lights in my room. I hated clapping so I just made an audio recording of me clapping and mapped it to one of the programmable keys on my keyboard.”
9. Another use for tinfoil
“I ran out of clean bowls for cereal. So I lined the bowls with foil, over the old food and made a bowl of cereal. After that I threw away the foil and did it again the next day.”
8. That will come in handy again
“TV remote was ~2 feet out of reach, so I downloaded the remote control app instead.
EDIT: my particular cable provider has an app that works with their cable box, so it was their proprietary app.”
7. Lazier than the cat
“I have a dog and a cat, and I HATE sleeping with the door open. Sometimes dog wants to sleep in the bedroom, sometimes dog wants to sleep outside the bedroom. But he never decides until I’m comfy in bed. Solution? Keep a laser pointer on my nightstand. Once dog decides where he’s sleeping, I’ll shine the laser pointer on the door so that my cat paws it closed. It has now become a routine that my cat will wait by the door for the laser before laying down.”
“In college, we hooked up those hamster water bottles to our headboards with a wire so that we could drink from them when hungover. It enabled us to just open our mouth instead of having to move any other part of our body.
We didn’t get much water out of it.”
5. Maybe it was too soon for a dog
“Attached my dog’s leash to my RC monster truck car and walked her around the cul-de-sac with it… all from the comfort of my living room. dont judge”
4. Tricking Mom
“i was laying in bed with the light on and wanted to go to sleep with it off. i called my house from my cell phone and asked for myself in a disguised voice. when my mom came in to bring me the phone i asked her to turn the light out when she left. hung up both phones and went to sleep”
3. Cosmo Kramer in the making
“I was in a class called OJT (on-the-job training) in high-school. Everyday the last 25% of school was dedicated to me being able to leave class to go to “work”. We were given grades by our employers which would then turn into grades for the class.
As a high-school senior I convinced the teacher that oversaw this program that because I had my own corporation that I used to sell stuff on ebay I should be able to be my own boss. She agreed.
I failed that class because I didn’t bother to fill-out the paperwork to give myself a grade.”
2. No stairs, please
“Drove to class. Escalators up to third floor classroom were broken. Went home.”
1. The key to co-habitation harmony
“My roommate and I arranged our dorm room to be “lazy-capable.” One person was able to reach the mini fridge and light switch from her bed, and the other could reach the the window and AC/ heat from her bed….
…. we never fought again.”