Life is hard, people, so why do some people feel the need to make it harder? Seriously, there’s just a “type” of person who will always try to create trouble, ready to call the manager for the smallest complaint.
The absolute last thing anyone needs is an uppity middle-aged lady with a Kate Gosselin haircut calling the manager every time someone farts in the wrong direction. These people are known as Karens. Don’t be like Karen.
1. Please return to the alto section, Karens.
2. That’s so Karen.
3. Karens in their natural habitat…
4. STFU, KAREN.
5. Patience, Karen.
6. You’ll have to wait, Karen.
7. Why do you think, Karen?
8. Can you not, Karen?
9. OMG… I’M DEAD… I’M DEAD, KAREN
10. Stop being so dumb, Karen.
11. How’s that espresso with Red Bull treating you, Karen?
12. I AM the manager, Karen.
13. Jaden called while you were at Pottery Barn, Karen.
14. This is not a f$#*ing game, Karen.
15. Stay tf in your lane, Karen.
16. And now it’s your turn to die, Karen.
17. Come on, Karen! (see what I did there, Karen?)
18. What did you do today, Karen?
This is Karen.
Don’t be like Karen.