If you hit the gym regularly, you know about all the regular characters that belong to every workout facility.
There’s the powerlifter who screams and yells as he lifts ridiculous amounts of weight. There’s the overprotective boyfriend who hovers over his girlfriend just in case anyone dares to talk or look at her. And, of course, there’s the guy who just seems to live there. He’s never working out, he’s usually just walking around chatting with people and he’ll occasionally do a jumping jack.
They’re at every gym, which is why these tweets about men at the gym are so hilarious. Take a look.
1. Old guys are always naked at the gym.
nelly: its gettin hot in here
everyone: not really
nelly: so take off all your clothes
everyone: please dont
old dudes at the gym: now wait a minute let’s hear him out
— randy (@leakypod) October 23, 2019
2. Yeah, that’s kinda weird.
I once heard a dude at my gym describe the hip adductor and abductor machines as ‘good girl/bad girl exercises’ and I have quietly hexed them every time I’ve seen them since.
— miserable at BBQs (@soypreme) June 1, 2019
3. Time for a staredown.
Me: Are you using that machine
Dude at the gym: Yeah. I got one more set
Me for the next 10 minutes: pic.twitter.com/CcNB2GNuOP
— IG: CantUntil (@CantUntil) September 13, 2019
4. That’s not necessary.
There's a dude at my gym who keeps saying "swag" during every rep.
Somebody please send help.
— Elton Castee (@EltonCastee) September 6, 2016
5. You should probably work on those chicken legs.
A guy at the gym told me to stop working my arms because muscular arms aren’t attractive on women so I just looked at his calves and told him he needs to work on those
— Maliha (@malihasubah) August 9, 2018
6. There’s a lot of this going around.
The worst kind of people are the men at the gym who hog all the free weights so you can’t use them and then grunt excessively the whole time
— Kathryn Watson (@kathrynw5) November 26, 2019
7. Pretty disgusting all around.
Women at the gym: normal, try not to take up too much space, wipe the machines off when they’re done
Men at the gym: hog up all the machines at one time, walk around without shoes, wear jorts, drink a couple of bud heavys between sets, never clean their bench off
— the jimmy hoffa of local 542 dick sucking factory (@JawnValjawn) December 10, 2019
8. Just knock it off.
I get a good laugh from seeing men at the gym lifting weights way heavier than they really should with bad form just to be all ~macho~ Yes all the ladies are very impressed with your upcoming back problems and poor posture
— sassy sunflower (@amandaasette) August 10, 2019
9. Does it work, though?
Dudes will turkey baster their nipples so they pertrude out of their under armor dry fit T-shirt that’s 3 sizes too small to intimidate the other men at the gym
— ^_^ (@BBWslayer666) October 16, 2019
10. I see that tan line.
Just got hit on by this military dude at my gym who’s in town for a few days… shoulda seen his face when I asked him where his ring was & he said what ring? ???????? um excuse me, your ring finger has a tan line, tell your wife I said hi.
— Bree Snapp (@snapp_yofingas) September 30, 2019
11. That is totally over the line.
Dude at my gym just finished working out and legit started eating a spaghetti dinner on the row machine.
— Blackniss Everdeen™ (@RockyTopKeith) September 19, 2019
12. Time to leave.
a guy at the gym just deadlifted a personal record and said to his friend he could beat the fuck out of someone right now pic.twitter.com/DSP5PCn4RO
— james (@anuscosgrove) January 18, 2019
13. No touching, please.
this man at my gym that i have never seen before got angry with me for not giving him a high-five after he said “good lift”. bro do i look like i want to touch you?
— gabi hantla Ⓥ (@gabi_hantla) November 24, 2019
14. Just like a yappy dog.
There’s a guy at my gym who keeps barking like a dog every time he squats.
I jumped out of pure fear the first time it happened.
— Anisa Jomha (@AnisaJomha) January 14, 2018
15. Don’t get in his way.
I legitimately just witnessed a MASSIVE guy at the gym checking himself out in the mirror for a few minutes, he then proceeded to blow a kiss to himself and under his breath say to himself “fuck yeah”. Don’t know if I hate this guy, or if I just want his confidence
— Collin Hanes (@HanesCollin) February 28, 2019
Are those tweets accurate AF, or what?
Tell us about the funny characters or happenings at your gym. Let’s see who has the strangest and most ridiculous folks at their place!
Do that in the comments!