Have you ever had a job that you wanted to quit so bad that you fantasized about all the time?
Like, gone were all the daydreams of riches or fame or exotic vacations or beautiful partners, suddenly the dream you most reached for was just telling your boss to shove it?
Well, it looks like some of these folks brought to us by Reddit might have felt the same, as they didn’t just quit, but quit with a flourish. Because if something is worth doing, it’s worth doing theatrically.
10. Watching the clock
He knew it would be forever before you had to change that battery.
9. Going extinct
I like the look on the dinosaur’s face. Like he doesn’t wanna get involved in this.
8. The meaning of life
So sad that it should come to this.
There’s so much going on here and I’d like to know about all of it, please.
6. Into the great beyond
That is subtle. I wonder how long it took them to notice.
5. To whom it may concern
I would have added “dictated but not read” just for a little razzle dazzle.
4. Breaking point
At least you’re leaving them with something nice to remember you by.
3. I’m not mad
I think you forgot the passive part of the passive aggressive thing you were going for.
2. Put it on the whiteboard
This isn’t a quitting note, this is a whole manifesto.
1. A long road ahead
Is that allowed?
Nothing beats quitting. The next day though…?
Have you ever quit a job in style?
Tell us about it in the comments.