The word “fun fact” is often a misnomer because there are SO many facts and most of them are a major bummer. But some weird realizations about the world around us can be a downright delight.

Here are just a few of the fun facts that people of Twitter learned when they were today years old.

15. Pew pew pew!

Surprise and confuse your friends with disposable income!

14. Can you handle it?

And here I’ve just been screaming at them and hoping that will help somehow.

13. Ten out of ten

Now THAT is some old timey slang.

12. Divide and conquer

I now know one and exactly one thing about math.

11. Population shifts

It’s actually even crazier than that, you could knock out about 50% of California counties and STILL have slightly more people.

10. Hold still

The looks on their faces. Pure betrayal. Pure confusion.

9. Would you look at the time

Ok but like that sounds like a lot of work.

8. The shape of things

And it’s probably softer than the physical one I’ve go.

7. The right direction

I think I learned this when I got my license. Super useful, especially when you’re in a rental.

6. The eff word

You shall stifle us no longer, autocorrect.

5. Hay!

I don’t know if this is accurate etymologically speaking but it seems right.

4. Pique your interest

Let’s just put a pin in that for now.

3. Holding it together

Yeah, we get that.

2. Yes, and

And *I* just learned the word “ligature,” which means “a thing used for tying or binding something tightly; a slur or a tie.”

1. Love me Tinder

Don’t mind me, just going to see an old flame.

I was today years old when I learned most of those things. I wonder what I might learn when I’m tomorrow years old…

What fun facts would you like to share with the class?

Tell us in the comments.