This interesting question was posed to folks online:
“What Slogans Would Top Brands Have If They Were Brutally Honest?”
You just know these responses are gonna be a lot of fun.
Let’s see what the good people from AskReddit had to say about this.
1. This is ON POINT.
Be careful what you wish for.”
2. They know everything.
We know what porn you like.”
3. They’ll own the world pretty soon.
If we don’t own it, we can buy it.”
4. Oh shit!
It’s definitely cancer.”
5. How cool!
Big Brother, but with GIFs!”
If we cannot beat our competitors, we beat our customers.”
7. Over and over again.
“E A Sports..
The same game.”
8. Truth bomb!
You’re only here for the biscuits.”
9. Unfortunately, this is true for me.
The only cable internet provider where you live.”
10. You know you’re going to.
‘Just Buy It’.”
11. What do you think of this one?
Your home for obnoxious reality shows, even though our name means something completely different.”
12. They know.
We know you only eat the marshmallows.”
Water is not a human right.”
14. Pretty much.
Only 5% of it is worth watching.”
15. They’re watching us…
Well, Google needed a large database to train its voice and video recognition algorithms.”
16. It tastes good, though.
Say goodbye to the roof of your mouth.”
The go-to hangover drink.”
18. The Lord’s day.
The fast food place you’ll go to at least once before remembering it’s Sunday.”
19. This person has a beef with Delta.
“Delta Airlines – No, fuuuuuck you!
Delta Airlines – Focus on the Destination
Delta Airlines – Sit down and shut up
Delta Airlines – Than take a train, Asshole.”
20. Go easy on this stuff.
It gives you heart palpations.”
21. THE GREATEST FAST FOOD ESTABLISHMENT OF ALL TIME.
Stop asking us what part of the chicken the “ring” comes from.
22. That Big Mac, though…
Giving you obesity since 1955.”
23. A tough one.
“Welcome to Walmart:
Trade your dignity to save a few bucks.”
24. Very accurate.
Where else was your drunk ass going to go?”
25. Not very appetizing.
Let us microwave that for you.”
You have to admit…those are pretty funny…and pretty accurate.
Okay, what do you think?
What slogans would big brands use if they were being totally honest?
Share your thoughts with us in the comments, please!