I’ve had a few interesting first dates before, but definitely none as wild as the ones that we’re about to read about here.
These make my first dates – and in fact all of my dating life taken as a whole – feel pretty tame and like perhaps I need to get out there and get a little more wild. Or maybe I don’t want to, because some of these sound pretty yikes.
Here are fifteen real first date stories submitted anonymously.
15. That’s permanent
What was the ink though?
14. Throw it up
Was this an illness situation or a “bottle flu” type situation?
13. Get right to it
Sounds like maybe you were both a little thirsty, huh?
12. A little drive
Well, that’s one way to do it.
11. The boob tube
I’m truly sorry about that title, I just couldn’t resist because I’m a child.
10. Keep Portland weird
Is this like, not illegal? Does Portland even HAVE laws?
9. Too far too fast
What are you, from medieval times or something?
8. Heading back
You just keep comin’ round here again.
7. Jump right in
Those memories will last you a lifetime.
6. The skinny
And how did it go? We must know more.
5. When ya know…
4. Double up
That seems like the least you could do for that poor guy.
3. What a trip
I literally cannot imagine being comfortable doing something like this.
There’s no recovering from that.
1. Best AND worst?
There’s so much more to this story.
Absolutely wild. I feel like I need a nap.
What’s your craziest first date story?
Tell us in the comments.