People Open Up About Their Most Useless Talents

Useless talents, or useless skills. We all have them. I’m really good at the pogo stick, for example. I set a record of over 5,000 consecutive jumps as a kid. Why? I have no idea. It wasn’t a competition. Nobody even saw me do it. I just jumped and counted in the driveway one morning until I got too tired to keep going. And it’s the little...

Great Tweets to Feed Your Daily Need for Comedy

I can’t recall the entire Lord’s Prayer from my Sunday School days, but I’m pretty sure there was a part in there about asking the Lord for our daily tweets. Or was it bread? Did Jesus say “Let’s get this bread?” Is that communion? Sorry, not to blaspheme, it’s just that getting a daily allotment of tweets is practically a...

Now is the Time to Embrace the #BookFace Challenge

Hey there. Take a little break from Facebook and enjoy some bookface. No, I didn’t just have a stroke. At least I don’t think I did. It’s hard to tell since I’ve been scrolling through all these trippy book covers for a while. But I can easily explain: #BookFace is a thing, or a “challenge” if you want to feel more accomplished, where...

Read About the Real Upsides (and Downsides) of Being Attractive

There’s been a whole lot of wisdom about physical attractiveness and shallowness and finding true fulfillment over the years. The best of it, of course, came from Zoolander. Would you pay $5000 to be extremely physically attractive? Why or why not? from AskReddit So, is there actually more to life than being really, really,...

Hilarious Fails That You Need to See Right Now

There’s pretty much nothing better than a good fail compilation. It’s one of the only time-tested internet things that has really spanned the entirety of the existence of the information superhighway. No matter how good the broadband gets, no matter how far we advance or how steeply we as a culture decline, no matter how rich or poor you are,...

Tweets That Should Have Won Awards if They Were Given for Such Things

Welcome to the first annual Twitter Awards, hosted by me! Only 13 of these awards are handed out yearly, for reasons known only to be, in categories which are likely to change from year to year. So, now that we all understand it, put on your best “good sport loser” face and prepare for the glitz and glamour of award season with these thirteen...

People Talk About Their Most Embarrassing and Hilarious Work Fails

The only thing worse than doing a job you don’t love every day is epically failing at that job. But that’s not gonna stop these people from telling the whole world about it after a prompt from account @b3ta asking for “work felated f*ck-ups.” Let’s see what the damage is, Twitter. 15. The grand rejection Sounds like you really unmade...

Prime Examples of the #BookFace Challenge

There’s a cool thing you can do to look cool AND literate on the Internet. It’s real simple. Check it out. All ya gotta do is grab a book with a cover that you can make match yourself or your surroundings, take a picture with the correct perspective, and let that sweet, sweet Internet wash over you. Sounds fun right? That’s because it is!...

Check Out These Fascinatingly Useless Talents That People Have

Everybody has a useless skill or two. For example, I can make a dolphin noise with my mouth. I’ve never met anyone else who can do it in the way I can, and it’s gained me exactly nothing in this life. I’m teaching my 5 year old niece to do it so she can keep the torch of meaninglessness aflame, because these things are important. ...

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